Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Surprise!!!!
Where do mice leave their boats?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?