Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did the bread do on vacation?