Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which relative loves rice?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?