Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Where do cats go on vacation?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the picture sent to jail?