Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why was the dog overweight?