Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
It's allergy season again?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?