Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's E.T. short for?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?