Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?