Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is a cow's dream job?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?