Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
It was full.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?