What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do horses reside?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What horn never makes a sound?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?