What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Do dads always snore?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?