What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?