What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?