Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?