Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?