To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why don't ants get sick?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?