To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?