To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
How do fleas travel?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What says: oom oom oom?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?