To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
You have my Word!
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
When is a baseball player like a thief?