Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?