Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
How are mountains able to see?
Where do books sleep?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's black and white and red all over?