Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
She had her head in the clouds.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?