What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
A funny farm.
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why do bees gossip?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?