What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why are cars magic?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?