What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the echo get detention?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How is life like toilet paper?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What bee is good for your health?