What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Snot true!
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do amoebas make calls?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?