Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Which singer could always break a five?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a dog in space?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?