Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?