Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
His brother told him it was an appetizer for lunch.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do math teachers love March?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?