Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
Why are puppies so flexible?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a silly hill?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?