Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why do cows go to New York?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the scariest letter?