What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
I broke my finger!
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?