What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What type of car do planets buy?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?