What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?