Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
What time of day was Adam created?
Why didn't the melons get married?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why do crabs never give to charity?