Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
Did you know about April 1st?
What animal floats best?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?