Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do hamsters come from?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do little monsters call their mother?
When do cows get tired?