Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a henway?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where do kittens go to school?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
It's allergy season again?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What washes up on miniature beaches?