Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
There are too many ears.
Why did the professor write on the window?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What sports are both plant-based?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where do bees go on their vacation?