How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?