How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What makes music in your hair?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?