How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was the bunny upset?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?