How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What cartoon character loves insects?
How does a penguin build its house?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What says: oom oom oom?
What sweet treat never panics?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?