What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Which family member is always relieved?