What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
Why are books always so angry?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which subject has two parts?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?