What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
What birds always travel in twos?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?