What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?