Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why don't ants get sick?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do cubes make great referees?