Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?