Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
How does the sun listen to music?
How was the wedding?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a short cow?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?