Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How does dinner smell?
Why are grandkids so great?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is the coolest country?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do teachers do during summer break?