What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Heard it.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do snowmen get information?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How long will dinner be?