What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why was the storm actually calm?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?