What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a forklift?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?