What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's black and white and red all over?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?