Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?