Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Because you will have sweet dreams.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Where are average things manufactured?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?