Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which elf is the best singer?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?