Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?