Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?