What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What does an evil hen lay?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?