What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?