What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?