Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
It's Crowded!
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?