Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Because it was always sweeping during class!
What sweet treat never panics?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?