Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?