Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's the loudest sport?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?