What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
It's Crowded!
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?