What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?