Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where do burgers like to dance?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do polar bears vote?