Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How does dinner smell?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?