Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Because dad did a grape job raisin you.
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is summer always sad?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?