What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why do bees buzz?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What is a tree's least favorite month?