What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?