What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice.
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What does a dog say before eating?
What are you studying in math?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How does NASA organize a company party?