What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What animal has the most fun?