What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the sick chicken say?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did the bread do on vacation?