Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
There were too many variables.
Where do chips wear socks?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?