Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
How did the toad die?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?