Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?