Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Pierce Brosnan.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why was the musician arrested?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do elves learn in school?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?