Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Pierce Brosnan.
Where do polar bears vote?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?