What do sheep say when they're in love?
I love ewe.
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?