What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where was Noah born?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What vegetables make the best music?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are the mountains so tired?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?