What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What animal floats best?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How does a lion greet other animals?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?