What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
How did the toad die?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do chips wear socks?