What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did electricity win the race?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?