What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?