What sweet treat never panics?
The marshmellow.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What country has the most fish?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the math book sad?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?