Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What is a parrot's favorite game?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which subject has two parts?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a small mom?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What are the strongest days of the week?