Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the fish blush?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?