Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do rhinos charge?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did summer say to spring?
What do fish use for glasses?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.