Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What bird is always sad?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How do frogs get to work?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?