Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What tree has the most bark?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?