Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a short cow?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are bakers so good at math?
How did the toad die?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.