Why do orcas love to gossip?
They always have a whale of a tale.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you call hiking college students?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
The museum curator needed a break.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?