Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What are you studying in math?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Can February March?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Which bug is related to you?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?