Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
If you need help building an ark...
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?