What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
How are teens like cats?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do ants go to eat?