What do minions always put in their salads?
M-onions.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do cows wear bells?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?