What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
What's a priest's favorite food?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why do bees buzz?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is the best Christmas present ever?