What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What words make the best athletes?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is the color of the wind?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
A book just fell on my head.