What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the wolf say to the flea?