What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?