What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
Why is winter considered holy?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?