What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?