What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Cold cream.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?