Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which animal is the most religious?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?