Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What season begins with a thud?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why was the cat so small?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the most athletic footwear?