Why did the frog have a long face?
He was un-hoppy.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?