I like telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How do billboards talk?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?