I like telling Dad jokes.
Sometimes he laughs!
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are all priests fit?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
How does a barber get to work?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What is a tire's stance on economics?