Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Yeah, it's a huge waist of space.
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do little fish love to play with?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?