What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?