What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which former US President was always cold?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
What do you call a short cow?