What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
A duck.
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How do automobiles fly?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?