What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?