What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What do you give a sick pig?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?