What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's the most determined bird?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?