What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me.
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do insects learn at school?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What bird is always sad?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Are baby skunks cute?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?