Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
When do mice play every day?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?