Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?