Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
What horn never makes a sound?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What game do bats excel at?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?