Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
They're usually 90 degrees.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?